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{~*~*~Entertainment Mails~*~*~} SOFTWARE KAY PHOOL

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 SOFTWARE KAY PHOOL
 
Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya, 
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya 
Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya; 
Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti 
Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti 
Yahaan Par To Raises Hai, Inflation Se Sasti 
Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi 
Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi 
Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki 
Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?
Jalaa Do Ise, Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor 
Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem 
Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer 
Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai?

Taj Mahal
Wife: tum mujh se kitna pyar karte ho ?
Husband: jitna shah jahan mumtaz se karta tha
Wife: mere marne k baad tum taj mahal banao ge
Husband: maine tu plot bhi kharid lia hai,delay tu tum kar rahi

Shohar ka iimaan khuda hi janta hai,, 
Dil kay sab armaan khuda hi janta hai,,
Begum ko tasweer mili hai takiye main,,
Jeenay ka imkaan khuda hi janta hai….
Jis ko daikho cousin hi kehti hai,,
Bhai hai ya jaan khuda hi janta hai,,
Beta keh bethi mehbooba ki amman,, 
Ab is ka nuqsaan khuda hi janta hai…..

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* Group home page: http://groups.google.com.pk/group/Jeemail
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